Davey: And What Do We Say In These Situations?

Jack: *comforting a little* You don’t need to act like something you’re not for people to like you

Spot: Yeah just accept the fact that no one likes you and move on

Romeo: Do you think animals try to fit in and be relatable with their friends? Like do you think a cow is like “haha ya grass is rad!” but cries at night?

Happy New Year ~

(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)

OMG GREENS MY FAVORITE I LOVE IT SO MUCH 💚💚💚

Hot take: Neil Josten is not an unreliable narrator, and every reason people who thinks he is is because of his personality and the way the books are written. aftg is written in third person limited. so of course if Neil isn't paying attention to something or doesn't care about it, that piece of info won't be included. But that's just the nature of that point of view. that doesn't make him an unreliable narrator, that makes him human, with priorities and goals. the only part that could be unreliable is that he chooses to actively not think about things, therefore depriving the audience of key information. like his actual name, his natural looks, etc. though once again, I'm not sure this makes him unreliable, I think it makes him human. people don't tend to think about things they don't like about themselves or their loves, so it stands to reason that those pieces of info would be omitted from the narrative. because in the end, even though it's written in third person, it's still Neil's thoughts and it's still him telling the story.

Let me just say:

I LOVE SAWYER

Like they are amazing I will protect them from all evil.

Also go Soy for telling it like it is. They said "Davey doesn't care" and Jack goes "you right but you don't gotta say it"

Also:

I LOVED THIS STORY SOOO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WORK AND YOUR DOING GREAT 💜💙💚

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF COLLISION COURSE IS UP!!

It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!

Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting this story!!

Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness

Elmer: 911. Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.

Sawyer's more than the show stealer. They are the show. Everyone just got distracted

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF COLLISION COURSE IS UP!!

It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!

Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting this story!!

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one