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Spot the difference: impossible addition

you'll never guess who's back.

I'm on a love train it seems.

@starsandgutters please im begging you don't get hit by a 2016 red F250 while walking by a slightly larger than average body of water where your body will inevitably be taken by a midsized bird of prey. I live only for your humor and quality without it I shall wither from this world, saying my farewells like a victorian child asking to see the garden one last time as I know I will not make it to harvest, let alone next blooming season.

Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person

Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose

Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose

Sniper:

Smalls:

Race:

Sniper: What the fu-

Mike; what if our phones worked like the magic mirror from Snow White?

Ike: Siri Siri on my phone, how the fuck do I get home?

*Jack after following a Bob Ross tutorial with only audio*

Jack: *sees Bob’s painting*

Jack: Hey, mine’s like his, but shit!

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Jack: I've got step by step instructions on leading Manhattan under my bed. Even a monkey could follow it.

Davey looking at Race shoving pretzel sticks up his nose: Good cause we got one of those.

My freshman year attempt at the newsies jump. (the preschoolers next to us got excited after I was on the ground for a while)

Crutchie: *on the walkie-talkie* The trapper base is heavily guarded by attack dogs!

Davey: That’s bad.

Crutchie: Negative, they’re good boys.