Mike; What If Our Phones Worked Like The Magic Mirror From Snow White?

Mike; what if our phones worked like the magic mirror from Snow White?

Ike: Siri Siri on my phone, how the fuck do I get home?

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4 years ago

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Elmer, who hasn’t taken his phone off vibrate since 2012: *double checks*


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7 months ago

you'll never guess who's back.

I'm on a love train it seems.

@starsandgutters please im begging you don't get hit by a 2016 red F250 while walking by a slightly larger than average body of water where your body will inevitably be taken by a midsized bird of prey. I live only for your humor and quality without it I shall wither from this world, saying my farewells like a victorian child asking to see the garden one last time as I know I will not make it to harvest, let alone next blooming season.


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4 years ago

If any of y'all want to talk about anything, whether it's a question you want an answer to or a rant that you just want support for, I'm here. It doesn't matter if you think you're being annoying, becuase I promise, you aren't. It doesn't matter if you think others have it worse, because your experiences are valid and you deserve the space to voice your mind.

Also, if you need a new, parent, younger sibling, older sibling, estranged aunt, crazy cousin, etc. I've got you.

If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask or talk to me becuase I'm always open.

Remember,

I love you and you deserve everything the world has to offer and more.

You are safe here.

4 years ago

please help me escape an abusive mother

i feel so absolutely terrible asking for donations, but my situation is getting worse by the day and there’s only so much i can do

i’m a 24 year old latino trans man in new york. i suffer from clinical depression, an anxiety disorder, and bpd - as well as several physical health problems such as a compromised immune system (celiac disease) and chronic migraines.

despite my compromised immune system i work part time (i’m an essential worker) but i make very little due to few hours.  i’ve lived with my mother for my whole life and she has always been incredibly emotionally and verbally abusive. since the start of the covid-19 pandemic, her treatment of me has become something i am unable to tolerate without shutting down. i’m at the point where it’s hard to function. each day is a battle with her that leaves me wondering if suicide is the only way out. she’s begun wildly gaslighting me and triggering shutdowns and dissociation. i’m so tired from both work and doing everything for her + my emotional exhaustion that i can sleep all day (and i do).

i have actually started a profile for affordable living for my boyfriend and i today, but nyc affordable living is a lottery you must apply for. my boyfriend is also a trans man and lives out of state, but was put out of work by the pandemic. his home life is also not ideal. at this moment in time, neither of us have the savings or income to even apply for housing. all that i know is, my mother is telling me i need to leave asap.

please, if you can, donate to help me, my boyfriend @dadbodsarehot​, and my pet rescue duck into a better and safer situation. i didn’t know where else to turn. 

you can send any donations here (my paypal.me is under my witchcraft business’ name).

you can also contact me directly for $5 tarot readings or $10 astral readings. if you are interested in spirit/entity companionship, you can also join my shop discord and browse the spirits i have available for binding. it currently gets next to no business.

please reblog this if you can’t donate. thank you so much, everyone.

here’s a picture of my duck, paz, to make you smile (you may have seen her around social media)

Please Help Me Escape An Abusive Mother
4 years ago

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗


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4 years ago

Thanks for tagging me @archery-anon !!!

Thanks For Tagging Me @archery-anon !!!

@its-romeo-binches @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @irlkingofnewyork @bottlealleytotheharbor @timetogoslumming @ anyone else who wants to!

Find your match: tag game

Hi lovesies, I kinda had an idea, after taking this test I found on @matstegen blog, about Creative Types.

So, I found out that, out of the eight possible creative personalities, I’m a thinker (the description totally suits me, btw lol). And I thought “How cool would it be if among my lovely mutuals I could find the other seven personalities that match and complete mine?”

So here I am, starting this ‘tag game’…

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

Let’s find our matches people!

I’m tagging: @sweetgcreature @its-a-metephor-brian @bohemiandelilah @gottabecool-relax @instantezra @radio-ha-ha @littledarlingwellaway cause they are my squad, but if you want to try and do this, you’re more than welcome!

Xx 💖

PS: my matches would be Adventurer and Visionary

1 year ago

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
4 years ago

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

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