Mike; what if our phones worked like the magic mirror from Snow White?
Ike: Siri Siri on my phone, how the fuck do I get home?
Movie theater: Please silence your phones.
Elmer, who hasn’t taken his phone off vibrate since 2012: *double checks*
you'll never guess who's back.
I'm on a love train it seems.
@starsandgutters please im begging you don't get hit by a 2016 red F250 while walking by a slightly larger than average body of water where your body will inevitably be taken by a midsized bird of prey. I live only for your humor and quality without it I shall wither from this world, saying my farewells like a victorian child asking to see the garden one last time as I know I will not make it to harvest, let alone next blooming season.
If any of y'all want to talk about anything, whether it's a question you want an answer to or a rant that you just want support for, I'm here. It doesn't matter if you think you're being annoying, becuase I promise, you aren't. It doesn't matter if you think others have it worse, because your experiences are valid and you deserve the space to voice your mind.
Also, if you need a new, parent, younger sibling, older sibling, estranged aunt, crazy cousin, etc. I've got you.
If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask or talk to me becuase I'm always open.
i feel so absolutely terrible asking for donations, but my situation is getting worse by the day and there’s only so much i can do
despite my compromised immune system i work part time (i’m an essential worker) but i make very little due to few hours. i’ve lived with my mother for my whole life and she has always been incredibly emotionally and verbally abusive. since the start of the covid-19 pandemic, her treatment of me has become something i am unable to tolerate without shutting down. i’m at the point where it’s hard to function. each day is a battle with her that leaves me wondering if suicide is the only way out. she’s begun wildly gaslighting me and triggering shutdowns and dissociation. i’m so tired from both work and doing everything for her + my emotional exhaustion that i can sleep all day (and i do).
i have actually started a profile for affordable living for my boyfriend and i today, but nyc affordable living is a lottery you must apply for. my boyfriend is also a trans man and lives out of state, but was put out of work by the pandemic. his home life is also not ideal. at this moment in time, neither of us have the savings or income to even apply for housing. all that i know is, my mother is telling me i need to leave asap.
please, if you can, donate to help me, my boyfriend @dadbodsarehot, and my pet rescue duck into a better and safer situation. i didn’t know where else to turn.
please reblog this if you can’t donate. thank you so much, everyone.
here’s a picture of my duck, paz, to make you smile (you may have seen her around social media)
"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗
Thanks for tagging me @archery-anon !!!
@its-romeo-binches @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @irlkingofnewyork @bottlealleytotheharbor @timetogoslumming @ anyone else who wants to!
Hi lovesies, I kinda had an idea, after taking this test I found on @matstegen blog, about Creative Types.
So, I found out that, out of the eight possible creative personalities, I’m a thinker (the description totally suits me, btw lol). And I thought “How cool would it be if among my lovely mutuals I could find the other seven personalities that match and complete mine?”
So here I am, starting this ‘tag game’…
Take the test
Reblog this post with what type you got
Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!
Let’s find our matches people!
I’m tagging: @sweetgcreature @its-a-metephor-brian @bohemiandelilah @gottabecool-relax @instantezra @radio-ha-ha @littledarlingwellaway cause they are my squad, but if you want to try and do this, you’re more than welcome!
Xx 💖
PS: my matches would be Adventurer and Visionary
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
Spot the difference: impossible addition
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