Jack: I've Got Step By Step Instructions On Leading Manhattan Under My Bed. Even A Monkey Could Follow

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

If you give an Albert a seltzer, he'll want a water instead.

Someone: I don’t really like Crutchie

Jack: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom’s calling your mom, you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party

I don’t lose. Especially when showing affection

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

*2 am in the lodging house*

Race: Do you think Spot Conlon has feelings?

Albert: I will tell you one last time. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Today is the only day you can reblog this

babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

Good news for you, this August 23rd.