Operator 21O: Do You Wanna Know How I Actually Hurt My Wrist?

Diluc: do you ever think before you speak

Venti: yea i think “ha ha that’s funny” and then i say it

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69

Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him

Childe: yeah? well i can accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.

Diluc: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards kaeya. so kaeya, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

Leviathan: once mammon walked into my room and started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled

Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be

Lauren: it’s too dark for me to see

Andy: don’t worry, sis. i got this

Andy: *stomps foot so his sketchers light up*

Lauren: what the fuck

Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back

Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?

Childe: what?

Childe: then who were the people in your house?

Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???

Childe: well not anymore

Venti, in Fontaine: ah yes!baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

Random Baker: what

Traveler: ignore him