Diluc: I Have Been Told That I'm Too Negative And Hostile Towards Kaeya. So Kaeya, If My Tweets Have

Venti: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because they are blessed with this ability. however, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with evil. any questions?

Barbara: where is our regular pastor?

Venti: in a better place now sit down immediately

The Traveler after getting Geo abilities: im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

the only two ships everyone agrees on

Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Jaal: You died, Ryder!

Ryder: Which time are you talking about?

Jaal:

Xiangling: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?

Chongyun: you’re a hazard to society

Xingqiu: and a coward. do twenty

MC: i seriously can’t believe you did that at my grandma’s funeral

Leviathan: i don’t understand why it’s such a big deal-

MC: it’s common sense!

Leviathan, later talking to Beelzebub: so apparently i was not suppose to play clash of clans at their grandma’s funeral. how the hell was i suppose to know that?

Paimon: could you be any more annoying

Venti: easily