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JOJOS RRRREEEEEFREEEEEENCE /lemongrab

Monsters and Girls is just like Hazbin Hotel, but heaven and hell are pretty chill with each other.

New Hanamusaverse reaction image just dropped

Pikasitting

[All comics in order here]

OP NO

BAD NO

God I want to kiss the red spots on his cheeks so badly. they're just perfect targets painted on his face

Okay can we not push Ace Ash please. He's ten. TEN. He's a CHILD. He doesn't understand the concept of relationships yet. Not many children that age did. It's not cute. It's wrong. He's a child.

why is this only an issue when it comes to queer identities?

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

getting what you deserve

-the drawing belongs to me, do not repost.

Femme fatale, girlfailure with a tragic past and spunky preteen boy with electric pet is a winning formula idk idk 

(the veronica taylor/rachael lillis effect)

In Japanese?

found out that my japanese teacher has a tumbler acc how do i ask if he is gay

Meanwhile I’m a stop sign somehow because my autistic thoughts won

Suddenly, all humans become the last creature or plant they ate. The majority of humans are now sentient lettuce heads or beans, or anthropomorphic chickens and cows. But what concerns everyone most are the people who are still human…

Ok but what about when plane sign

new wiz lore

Yeah he just hides it better. Like have you seen him in his flirty little fedora at the cafe?

meta knight is just as goofy as dedede I'm sorry that's just the truth I'm objectively correct

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????

That’s just toph

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Fun fact: mycelium (mushroom roots) has been shown to be able to burrow through steel. Hope this helps!

you speak boldly for a person who's mind can be easily influenced by fungi lol

Just fucking try it. This noggin is a steel fortress.

That’s me

Shout out idiots who suck

yo mr white this is where i make potato knishes bitch

I came up with a new saying:

"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?

They've got food at the house.

i remember playing with barbie as a young girl and we didn't have a ken and all the other dolls we had were too short for barbie. height was our metric to pairing up dolls. so barbie's boyfriend was optimus prime. they were very happy together and she rode on top of his trailer and officiated weddings while he doubled as the podium

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

Kono dio da

You were born into a rich family in the late 1800’s. Your father was a generous man who adopted an orphan boy. You just discovered that your adopted brother had plans to kill your father all along and has just turned himself into a vampire. You’re a very gifted athlete, confront him.

I failed I’m sorry :[

a really cute boy just came into the bakery where i work wearing one of ur hoodies, thanks puchiko 🙌🙌

I sent him there to kill you

Your theme is the sound of spongebobs shoes squeaking you can’t put percussion in a minor key dumbass

not to bum you guys out but (plays my theme but at a slower pace in a minor key)

Puki make me die from lava please

hrmmm

@i-am-a-fish

fish how do u post underwater

i post on dry land. Sometimes in the pool

Plot twist he IS one of the cones

I forgot what it's called, but you know those alien things that latch onto your head and control your mind? I think they're from metroid or smthn idk. do you think if you put a mini-cone on your head it could do that to you? IS THAT WHAT THE ROAD WIZ IS?

“Like c’mon, look at their lil’ face.”