JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Bite the Demon

[Powers Plush / Luvart Plush / Webtoon / Patreon]

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sypernx2

1 year ago

My new favorite au sinner!powers

(chapter 53) powers: Because you demons thrive off misery, because you hate me!

that paired with the idea that there are a lot of sinners that escape capture, and that sinners are wiped of memory and features...

oh powers you arent a demon are you.

sending this as an ask because i would like to know if I should put on my tinfoil hat for this or not

sorry to ruin the theory but Powers is a demon, she's a False Angel. Sinners have a very specific appearance and are incredibly weak. if sinner!Powers faced off against Luvart she'd squash her like a bug

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sypernx2

1 year ago

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sypernx2

11 months ago

@firefox-official ur so beautiful

oh did I forget to mention that Foxfire aka fairy fire aka chimpanzee fire exists

Oh Did I Forget To Mention That Foxfire Aka Fairy Fire Aka Chimpanzee Fire Exists

Foxfire is not a specific type of fungi, but rather refers to bioluminescence emitted by multiple species. Fun fact: it was used to illuminate the barometer and compass needles in one of the world’s first submarines, which incidentally was named Turtle.

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sypernx2

1 year ago

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

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sypernx2

1 year ago

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sypernx2

1 year ago

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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sypernx2

1 year ago

This you

i do not fuck with diurnalism

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sypernx2

1 year ago

Plot twist he IS one of the cones

I forgot what it's called, but you know those alien things that latch onto your head and control your mind? I think they're from metroid or smthn idk. do you think if you put a mini-cone on your head it could do that to you? IS THAT WHAT THE ROAD WIZ IS?

“Like c’mon, look at their lil’ face.”

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sypernx2

1 year ago

Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it "killed my father" is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father

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