Plot Twist He IS One Of The Cones

As a Floridian this is just true I love my swamp puppies

Never smile at a crocodile. Not because they’ll bite you, but they’re very lonely creatures. Once one of them thinks you’re its friend, it will follow you EVERYWHERE.

I know you mean well but as someone who has fish autism you can’t have feathers like that under water it just wouldn’t work and would make him super slow

on my bs again

resizing this crunched it so badly </3

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.

New fern headcannon acquired: he has a hyperfixation on medieval torture methods

Boy crazy

The urge where your listening to a song and say "who this would make a cool animation wouldn't it" but your skills wouldn't allow you to make something that badass.

I came up with a new saying:

"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

The seventh possession this month:

guys this dedede guy is great I hope he isn't screwed over immensely by an anime or his own lore in game. That would suck.

Oh no it’s the water wraith

weather alert: wraiths