Getting What You Deserve

He’s using the same watch from megamind to hide his fish ness

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

Already rock hard

The Gorgon was said to be so hideous that it turned those who looked at its eyes to stone. You are staring it down and not turning to stone..?

As a Floridian this is just true I love my swamp puppies

Never smile at a crocodile. Not because they’ll bite you, but they’re very lonely creatures. Once one of them thinks you’re its friend, it will follow you EVERYWHERE.

the last fountain chat this took like 1000 Years to complete DONT LET THIS FLOP

Now I want an arbok tattoo

planning more pokemon tatoos hmmmmmmm

Tapeworm lover who is inside you and is munching on your food

Meta's out here asking the real questions

They’re all talking to each other about how to be a good dad and all failing miserably

If I had a nickel for every time a Hellaverse father was a depressed, lonely, wacky little guy, who is sort of alienated from his daughter due to circumstances but is trying his best, then I’D HAVE THREE GODDAMN NICKELS GODDAMMIT VIV I’M ALREADY SO ATTACHED GIVE ME A BREAK

*Crunch*

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.