Magnus Fans Will Say “The Magnus Archives Is An Office Comedy” Or “The Magnus Protocol Is A Polyamorous

You don't even need to edit this meme for it to have the correct meaning it's hilarious to me

dyhard fans after gwen and alice don’t spew insults at each other for 0.1 seconds (it’s me i’m dyhard fan)

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

john doe is this you

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

“If it is who I think it is” cool let me go cry every ounce of water out of my body

i want this on my wall rn

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

i guess i’ll have to rely on fanfic for a sevika brothel scene (i know you lesbians wanted one)