Dyhard Fans After Gwen And Alice Don’t Spew Insults At Each Other For 0.1 Seconds (it’s Me I’m

i guess i’ll have to rely on fanfic for a sevika brothel scene (i know you lesbians wanted one)

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes

who up missing needles. ONE EPISODE ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE ME BACK MY SPIKY DUDE WHO NEEDS FEAR REASSURANCE

god FORBID a woman just tries to grow strawberries without some eldritch horror sucking the trauma out of her (can’t have shit in the tma-verse)

Magnus Fans will say “The Magnus Archives is an office comedy” or “The Magnus Protocol is a polyamorous romcom” and then you have them talking about it and they go

I’m Magnus Fans

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

oh john

when arthur said he wanted to go dancing i don’t think he expected it to be while being high on shrooms while trauma dumping AND making a deal with an eldritch creature

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

SHAUNA THATS NOT HOW A LOVE BITE WORKS😫