“If It Is Who I Think It Is” Cool Let Me Go Cry Every Ounce Of Water Out Of My Body

saw this random insta note from a mutual and it reminded me of malevolent my brain is so rotted

close enough welcome back jurgen leitner rant

I HATE MR BONZO I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I KNOW THAT HE'S IN THIS EP I FUCKING KNEW IT I NEVER WANT TO SEE MASCOT IN THE EP DESCRIPTION EVER AGAIN I FUCKING HATE IT HERE THIS PODCAST IS A PRISON GOD LET ME OUT I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN FAR ENOUGH THAT HE'S APPEARED BUT I KNOW THAT HE WILL HE'S THE WORST NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LEAVE ME ALONE

You don't even need to edit this meme for it to have the correct meaning it's hilarious to me

kayne with all due respect please never say “the fruit of my loins” like that again ty

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

SHAUNA THATS NOT HOW A LOVE BITE WORKS😫

bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.

its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.

hmmmm. should i be afraid??

john doe is this you