You Don't Even Need To Edit This Meme For It To Have The Correct Meaning It's Hilarious To Me

kayne with all due respect please never say “the fruit of my loins” like that again ty

saw this random insta note from a mutual and it reminded me of malevolent my brain is so rotted

bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.

its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.

Magnus Fans will say “The Magnus Archives is an office comedy” or “The Magnus Protocol is a polyamorous romcom” and then you have them talking about it and they go

I’m Magnus Fans

heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life

the computers ability to constantly out everyone for their lies will never not be funny to me

imagine if u did this to the anglerfish

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

CEASELESS WATCHER TURN YOUR GAZE and pls just help me not embarrass myself in social situations :(((

Yorick naming a horse JOHN WAYNE wasn’t on my malevolent bingo but i am pleasantly surprised

who up missing needles. ONE EPISODE ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE ME BACK MY SPIKY DUDE WHO NEEDS FEAR REASSURANCE