Arthur’s Hear Me Out Cake But It’s Just An Alcoholic Priest, A Hitman Who Tried To Murder Him, And

alright what if i cried and just kept crying and started screaming and sobbing and-

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

who up missing needles. ONE EPISODE ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE ME BACK MY SPIKY DUDE WHO NEEDS FEAR REASSURANCE

the difference between tma and tmagp is that the main characters would both cry at these for very different reasons

i guess i’ll have to rely on fanfic for a sevika brothel scene (i know you lesbians wanted one)

kayne with all due respect please never say “the fruit of my loins” like that again ty

the ceaseless watcher needs to rest its eyes just for a minute just for a little bit

with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane

hmmmm. should i be afraid??