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Same

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

That's fuckin rad

Torstein Horgmo

>Lazily updates the blog

Oh god

My absolute favorite green text ever

Just look up Ted bear 2. It's pretty damn close

I want to see Bear Grylls survive living in San Francisco for a month on minimum wage

SICK AS FUCK

ALEK ØSTRENG – EUROCARVE TO MISTY FLIP

Some smash bros pepe

Gonna post the video later if enough people reblog with yes, or yeah.

This kid is very agile.

I have seen things no other man will see

Seductive Pepe, one of the rarest of Pepe’s to exist. Can seduce any species in any place, hence why it’s background changes colour to fit on your blog.

Contributing to the first Japanese meme of 2015

Omg

FUCK

A Story to Scare My Son, by reddit user OvenFriend

“Son, we need to have a chat about Internet Safety.” I slowly crumpled down onto the floor next to him. His laptop was open and he was playing Minecraft on a public server. His eyes were locked into the action. Comments scrolled down the side of the screen in a chat box. “Son, can you stop your game for a minute?”

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Dear god why

I was an Air Traffic Controller at Atlantic Municipal Airport, Iowa for 27 years. My first year at the job, I unwillingly went from a firm atheist to a believer

By inaaace

My uncle and aunt came to visit me here in Atlanta. We got to talking about all sorts of general things, you know how family is, but we somehow ended up on the topic of strange/supernatural. This is when my uncle started telling me his story, a story that he says will haunt him all the way to his grave. I stopped him two minutes into it and got my laptop because I wanted to write it down.

These are his memories, almost word for word. Forgive the non-traditional writing. 

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You put on your boots, strap into your bindings, dust the snow off your board, and head out for the chair. It doesn’t matter that you didn’t get the girl, failed the test, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.

(via thiswillmatter)

Just don't breed

Yes. Do it. Also don't eat or drink food. Hold your breath the entire time and it will get you very close to God very soon.

Same

Geniuses on /x/

Goddammit

This one

I sincerely hope this person is being sarcastic

I'm voting for Trump by the way, he's not being funded by special interest groups/the illumi-fucking-nati like Hilary & Jeb. He's not a racist who wants only illegal Mexicans to leave but he wants our boarders secure from ISIS & The rest of the radicalized Islamic state. They blend in with the Mexicans when crossing or flying in from the southern boarder. Our Muslim Leader Barack Hussein Obama is USA's problem. People in Iran are chanting death to America, but hey let's give em nukes.

“He’s not a racist“ i stopped reading 

Holy shit

Fuck

Lol

Bruhhhhh

Marcus Kleveland Lands the First Backside 1440 Off a Knuckle