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My boyfriend and I found this on an abandoned building in Winter Garden FL. It reads: warning from the goat man. 1.) Eat or be eaten 2.) beware the camera RED EYES!!!! 3.) cover your footprints. Walk on your hands.

Thought you might be interested! Also, if anyone knows anything about the Goat Man feel free to message me about it! We tried Googling but, there isn’t much about him.

Submitted to me by unic0rnofthesea.

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

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Update: I was talking about the headphones they make but I'm sure the speakers are just as spectacular

Just wanted to let everyone know about LSTN’s work. Not only do they make absolutely stunning speakers like the one above but they donate to Starkey Hearing Foundation with every purchase to help those less of hearing. You also can get $15 off with the discount code 15OFF here 

Dude for real tho I have these and no one knows about them and they are FUCKING amazing, the sound quality is so clear and they can get really loud if you want them to, plus they look fancy AF

Just wanted to let everyone know about LSTN’s work. Not only do they make absolutely stunning speakers like the one above but they donate to Starkey Hearing Foundation with every purchase to help those less of hearing. You also can get $15 off with the discount code 15OFF here 

Oldie but a goodie. Jesse Paul boardslide backflip boardslide.

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Dude that thing is like final fantasy big

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

Step 1. Don't

My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

But like how does this fit in the "did you know" category

Time-lapse video of a vibrant aurora borealis display, which was caused by a geomagnetic storm in the far north of Scotland. Source

Ok time for bed

Does anyone else remember this pop song from around 2008?

by reddit user hartijay

I used to work on my university campus radio station in college. We used to talk about current events around the school, any news around the surrounding town, and played requested songs for students, something our school surprisingly allowed. I remember a very weird couple of months where students who tuned into the show constantly requested a song called “See You After, Babe”, a pop song by some one-hit-wonder group called Symmetry Icon, the dumbest name for a band I’ve ever heard. But that song was huge around October and November of 2008. As one of the campus radio’s DJs, I had to play that song over like a hundred times in two months. I heard it everywhere, in malls, gas stations, on real radio stations, and I think even on MTV.

Something was weird about that song, but I couldn’t remember exactly what. I tried Googling the song and band, but nothing came up in the results for either. Not even YouTube had a single clip of the song.

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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Lol nope

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So I mean is this because you actually have to get this done for a class and don’t want to, cus you probably shouldn’t trust tumblr to do it for you, they’ll slip in subliminal feminist propaganda.

You are a senior in high school enrolled in AP English.  Over the winter break your teacher assigns you a project.  You must read this short story, then present a detailed analysis on its themes, motifs, and imagery.  In 200-300 words, present your analysis by taking a screenshot of the post, captioning your analysis, and then tagging #officialunitedstates.  The person with the most well-thought out analysis will win.

you’re so beautiful i forgot my pickup line

ill buy you food

let me get your number so we chill & find cool memes

do you like harry potter because you can slytherin my bed

OMFG

Well that’s awful

Well that’s awful

Twenty Øne Piløts

*two thieves walk in the store wearing ski masks*

Me: oh mY GOD IM A HUGE FAN CAN I GET A PICTURE

Yup

What