Same

The ski lift to heaven

Steal it from trump, he can afford to lose a bit

$100,000,000,000,000 KICKSTARTER TO STEAL SATURN'S RINGS AND PUT THEM AROUND EARTH

You fools!!!!!!!! This will never work!!!!!

If he fell tho

OMFG

Update: I was talking about the headphones they make but I'm sure the speakers are just as spectacular

Just wanted to let everyone know about LSTN’s work. Not only do they make absolutely stunning speakers like the one above but they donate to Starkey Hearing Foundation with every purchase to help those less of hearing. You also can get $15 off with the discount code 15OFF here 

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Dying

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