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50% of the time it works every time

False. Hillary Clinton is insane.

now that donald trump is the actual GOP nominee this is your reminder that voting for a Democrat You Hate is still a useful harm reduction procedure that will cancel out a vote for Trump. please practice harm reduction. please, even more importantly in small/red states, vote all the way down in your local races where the margins of victory can be 100 votes or 10 votes, so your state legislature/governor/etc will be strong, if/when everything on the national level goes to hell

believe what you want about your vote not having the intended or ideal level of power, believe what you want about the electoral college or the modern role of voting in a democratic society, believe what you want about american centrism or flawed systems, but don’t let anyone tell you there’s “no difference” in the general election, please don’t let anyone tell you voting does nothing. your vote CAN and WILL protect vulnerable people and help you stand in for people whose votes are being taken away by a gutted VRA and gerrymandering 

please. please vote tuesday november 8th. please.

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

In this case it is actually the sun's light passing through tiny ice prisms in cirrus clouds which split the white light into the visible rays you see in the picture. #science #halo #halos #Ireallyfelttheneedtoexplainthis #rainbows #sorry #oops #rainbow #light #sun #color

A circular rainbow spotted in Pune, India. Did you know that rainbow’s are supposed to 360 degrees? Here’s my post on it

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

The White Power Ranger doesn’t sound like a character for a kids television show.

But i still do this

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion

Is that a who. From whoville. Amazing

God has left us #helpme #scared #wtf #lmao #why #minions

I have seen satan himself

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

I dont get it is there supposed to be a twist that i missed

I’ve had my dog since the day I was born

by reddit user inaaace

Ok, now that I’m writing this I can see how strange it is that I’ve had my dog for almost 31 years, but when you live with something every day of your life, it’s kinda normal, you know? I mean, sure, it crossed my mind here and there that, hey, how come Snoop is 20, 24, 26 years old, but I never gave it extensive thought. Good nutrition and daily exercise is what I’d say and move on. It wasn’t impossible, right?

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Just realized i do nothing but shitpost on tumblr, so here's a pepe that i stole from some obscure meme page.

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Honestly, even though it's probably scientifically impossible and highly improbable, i want to be the first human sent into a wormhole or black hole. Also just noting, i just found your blog and i love it, but it's the reason i've stayed up until 4:00 am lol. Keep up the great work!

New Paper Suggests That The Milky Way Is Home To A Massive Wormhole

It turns out that the distribution of dark matter in the Milky Way produces solutions in general relativity that would, theoretically, allow a stable wormhole to arise…. http://bit.ly/1zGZif3

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

This is the new rickroll

This is why i came to tumblr

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

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when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

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For a second i thought this was a sixpenceee story lol

That Contact Lens You Dropped? This is Where it Wound Up

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This is making me angry someone please explain i cant figure it out cus im kinda dumb

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

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THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

Unknown author

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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How to Win a Guy Back in 10 Days

by reddit user youbetrayedme

Ben loved me. Loved, past tense. It’s only been a little over a year since we got married. Back then he promised to love only me, and be mine forever. He used to write me handwritten love letters, surprise me with flowers just because, and took me out to nice dates. But lately, it seems like he’s lost interest in me. He doesn’t look at me as lovingly as when we first met, and he always seems so distant and preoccupied.

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