Latest Posts by spooky-levi-dildo - Page 4

Bruh

Sami Luhtanen

Fucking badass like holy shit I wish I could

Wallride backflip to lipslide by Jaeger Bailey

Click here ► to watch ‘Jaeger Bailey - Out To Lunch′ full part

Goals

the most comforting words a father can say

I love this

Omg

Today, I fucked up... by finding a bag of weed on the ground

I live in a small midwest college town so used rubbers, beer cans, and puddles of vomit on the sidewalks are all everyday encounters. But today I was walking down the main party street coming back from playing frisbee with my dog. I’m standing on the corner waiting to cross the street, looking back and forth, when I spot it. Laying on the ground in a cornered off plastic sandwich bag was what had to be at least an eighth of weed. It’s a Saturday afternoon and there are people fucking everywhere. Socially awkward as I am, I figure I can’t just bend down and pick it up for fear of someone seeing me. Luckily I have this dog leash that has a poop bag dispenser built in so I’m like, yeah just pick it up and put it in the non-see-through poop bag. So I do, and I cross the street. I walk for a minute I’m still 10 blocks away from my apartment but off of the main party street and my curiosity starts to get the best of me. I glance around and don’t think anyone is paying attention to me. I reach into the poop bag and open the internal bag of “shit” to check the quality of the goods. Part of me says the price is right so what do you care? But caught up in the moment, and blinded by the concept of free weed; I reach my hand in just to cop a feel of a nug and then foolishly brought the compound bag to my face for a quick sniff. As my nostrils flooded with the smell of sweet cheeba my eyes and ears filled with the sights and sounds of some dude yelling from his deck at me, with at least 20 people around him, “I JUST WATCHED THAT FUCKIN’ GUY FINGER FUCK THAT BAG OF DOG SHIT AND SMELL IT!” My fantasy world came crashing down around me in an instant and the only thing I could think to say was, “ baaaAAHHH…IT’S GOOD SHIT!” Then proceeded to run home and attempted to wipe my short-term memory with free shit-bag weed. Needless to say I’ll never walk down that street again.

by NotVeryMagicMike

OHH MY GOD

Shiiiiiiit

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

What the fuckk

The word of the day is “shyarrhea.”

OH MY GOD PLEASE TURN THE AUDIO ON

Oh my god

Dude idek if I could survive that kind of torture

After work shred. No filter needed

Guys Christianity is a very oppressed religion and I don't see y u can't understand that like wth *starts a 3 year war in the comments*

Since everything looks like a youtube comments section, I think it’s time we acted like this is a youtube comments section.

I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren that this is how we accomplished world peace

I am going to live there. Forever. PERIOD.

Celestial |  Wayne Boland

This

Golden Retriever Alcor. Journey to the Caucasus  (via deingel)

Photo by aaronschwartz.ca

Damn

Today, I fucked up... by asking a kid why she wasn’t eating dinner

This just happened. I am visiting my parents and my 7 year old niece is her. Her friend Jasmine, also 7, came over to play and stayed for dinner. We made spaghetti and sat to eat. Jasmine had been really quiet and was picking at her food. I asked her if she liked spaghetti, or if she’d like something else. She said yes, she likes spaghetti. I asked if she just didn’t like this spaghetti. Was it the noodles? The sauce? The meat? She just said she didn’t like it. I asked if her mom makes spaghetti. She said yes, and I asked if she just likes the way her mom makes it. She got really quiet, and I turn to see my dad all red faced and shaking his head no.

Jasmine’s mother died a couple of months ago unexpectedly.

by blushing_brunhilda

Reason #347 not to go into hospitals

The Hospital Demon

This photo was captured by a nurse on a surveillance camera at an unknown hospital. The images shows a dark, crouched figure (resembling a demon) standing on top of a patient’s body who was lying in bed. The nurse also noticed the black figure walking up and down the body of the patient. Within a few hours of the dark figure’s appearance, the patient had died . As creepy as it may sound, demon-like figures have been reportedly seen at a hospitals. Some say hospitals are the breeding ground for demons, its where they lurk about, waiting for the next soul to die so they can drag them to hell. However, no authentic sources can be sighted in support of such claims. (Source)

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I neeeeeeeeed iiiiit

Update

I fucking hate it

Nice

well I didn’t think i would be spending my night crying over physics homework and looking for the number of someone I’m not sure I want to talk to and that probably doesn’t wanna talk to me, but here i am

Akame no kill

No one let me forget that, I need to watch it later

Holy shit... That's cool

Oh my GOD do I miss this

After work shred. No filter needed

The Iraqi one I swear

Source

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A ROMANTIC EVENING OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING

Reblogging so I can see it easily later

Sixpenceee! Your forgotten dare day was a success. You had the entirety of tumblr creeped the fuck out. Are you going to compile a list of the dares presented today?

THANK YOU!

Yes, I will. None of these dares will be deleted. Here’s a list of all of the forgotten dares.

Sara Sarita

Musical Chairs

Shadowside

Devil’s Game

Other Side

Sleep Paralysis

Also all of these dares can be found at: 

http://sixpenceee.com/tagged/forgottendares