I Am Here To Admit…

Writing when ur on the drug called exhaustion is a Time because you will be trying to write a normal or serious line like "As he walked away" and your brain interrupts you for its state mandated ad break to insert "As he waddled away, waddle waddle, and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle~"

Excuse me these are some very good rocks thank you

Today I have not cried in response to multiple stressful situations so I’m gonna take today as a win

Poor circulation and adhd be like:

The numbness in my arms is seeping into half my hand and fingers but I’m not going to move till I physically cant type

I sat here picking at this thing for so long my legs are now refusing to respond

I leaned against the arm of the chair for too long and now ants are stabbing me in the ribs with tiny swords

I switched to lounging with my legs over the arm of the chair and now the ant army is coming for my back

I’ve been compressing this tool for so long my hand has locked up and gone cold

I fell asleep at a bad angle and now my whole arm and part of my neck is asleep

Made nausicaa art while listening to music.

I’ve been haikued

More sketches of tristamp. I can’t find the rest of my markers :’D

I did not feel like doing the pattern on Nai’s… shirt. Skin. I am still unclear on what his top is. I am not unclear on what a manipulative jerk he is tho

Characters that I hc as autistic:

-Dick Grayson. It’s mostly just the vibes. I look at this man and my brain turns on sirens. WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS MAN IS AUTISTIC

-Clint Barton. (the fraction one) ((though honestly it fits most versions of him))

-Sans (and Papyrus). Look at those funky little guys with their safe foods and favorite clothes

-Charlie from Hazbin Hotel. I haven’t watched the show but I can feel the vibes from the clips alone.

-Abby from NCIS. The hyperfocus. The emotional support stuffie. The blasting music. I could go on.

-Pidge from Voltron. *gestures dramatically with both hands*

-Danny Fenton. That child has autistic for a middle name

-Izuku Midoriya is The autistic kid ever. Also Iida.

-Honestly just like all the main characters of FMA/FMAB. I can’t pick one. The alphabet was kinda just splattered all over the lot of em

-Ahsoka Tano. I’d recognize that brand of reasoning anywhere.

-Prince Euden. (From Dragalia Lost RIP)

Small rant ahead:

The may contain label is bs. So much bs.

Like way to make eating Russian roulette.

It can mean:

-there is part of this in this

-there is a small amount of this in this

-this shares contact but is not an ingredient

-we did not feel like paying attention so we are covering our bases

-this has this in it but we don’t feel like specifying where in the ingredients

-we don’t know what’s in our product and because we buy certain things premade and don’t feel like looking into it

THIS IS NOT A GAME THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH FOR SOME PEOPLE

Wisdom teeth are the least wise teeth and I’m not sure who their PR team is but they are full of lies

Real things customers have said to me:

“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”

“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”

See also:

<TW: gross innuendo>

Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:

“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”