Characters That I Hc As Autistic:

Had a conversation about romantic attraction again with my friends. I continue to not believe it exists.

The scene in lotr where pippin sneaks the palantir at night always kinda cracks me up bc:

-pippin’s wiggle of discomfort reminds me of cat videos

-Aragorn bursts in the door and just goes “rAAGh,” takes it from pip, and instantly goes noodle

-Gandalf throwing a blanket at the Evil Orb

My dudes. My pals. My homeslice bread slices.

Never have I experienced more gender stereotyping than in cake decorating. Please. Friends.

Interests, colors; these things have no gender.

As someone who grew up fem and whose favorite color has ALWAYS been blue/turquoise.

No.

*smack smack smack*

I smack you with newspaper.

“It’s for a boy/girl” is Not an aPpRopriaTE response to my questions abt the specifics on your cake

Me, minding my entire business:

My brain: “Rockin.’ Rockin’ and rollin.’ Round down that beach I was strollin’”

TW : rant/dump

I’m not fishing for anything, I just really needed to say this, and I’m not willing to put it on anyone I know. Please don’t read this if you’re unwell. I don’t want to add to anyone else’s struggle

I just needed to get off my chest,

This couple weeks have been… not good.

My grandma has been making sui/homi threats when she can’t get more pain meds, my grandpa is obsessed with conspiracy politics and won’t keep it to himself, my mom depends on me emotionally

My shelf came off the wall and broke my file box and shattered a glass frame all over the floor

I spilled soda so incredibly that it got on my carpet, walls, floor, the bottom of my bed (?), my printer, my extension cord, my yarn basket, and so many other places I keep finding

I ruined an entire load of clothes with chapstick, it will not come out, and my mom tossed them

My air purifier itself has started smelling like mold despite upkeep

My windowsill is covered in mold and my plaster is cake and even my carpenter uncle can’t figure out my Schrödinger studs

Because of all these things I’ve been having to fix or account for on top of my medical bills and car bills and insurance bills I can’t even quite make it paycheck to paycheck

I don’t have the time or money to take care of procedures I’m supposed to have done already

My doctor says I’m in the chronic pain of someone twice my age and that my job isn’t going to work for me in the long term and my job is trying to shove me out but I can’t find another job that won’t kill my mental health, physical health, or support me financially

Im just stuck,

I’m stuck.

In case anyone thought I was joking about a rando breaking into our work mc server and spawning a wither , witness lol

My suitcase: what would u say if i came in with a bunch of mold

Me:……..

My suitcase:

Me:

Me: what’s that on your zipper?

My suitcase:

My suitcase: I think you know

No but fr why is my zipper n 2 wheels moldy but the ancient tie-dyed strip of fabric I tied to the handle years ago is absolutely fine??

It’s just literally so unnecessary

There are many words that I think deserve more use such as psithurism, brontide, and coddiwomple.

Ace pigeon spotted!!

Disclaimer: I did not dye this pigeon. I cannot even reach this pigeon lol