Wisdom Teeth Are The Least Wise Teeth And I’m Not Sure Who Their PR Team Is But They Are Full Of Lies

Today I saw a cute and odd mutt.

Doggo had the silhouette of an Aussie, face and size of a retriever, and color pattern of a husky. They were white and a greyish tan.

I may not entirely believe in magic but sometimes it seems like it believes in me and is going *SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK* with a rolled up newspaper when I’m not looking.

TW: prescription side effects..? Idk if that’s a TW but I’ll say it anyway

So like I’ve discovered a double edged side effect of sertraline. If u forget to take it it reminds u but it reminds you with a feeling I can best describe as:

-chromatically aberrating for 0.5 seconds.

- your brain goes “!!”

-softest bio emp

-like when u get vertigo and the world tilts but there’s no tilting involved

-astral projecting out of ur body by a centimeter for a second

-your brain to body signal lagged

Odd things I found at the beach today:

-ancient alarm clock

-couch

-microwave

-vertebrae

-red… button? Key?

-front door rug

This is what I mean btw

I’m gleeful to announce that our Beloved Bread Wyrm plush has found over 200 homes so far! I’m not alone in wanting to be surrounded by dragons, and I’m happy and thankful that so many of you have sought this little friend out as a companion. The campaign is still going for 7 more days, so I thought to share some behind-the-scenes stuff:

This is the original blueprint I drew for Makeship: a detailed front and side view. I wanted to accentuate the eyes to have that crazed, intense, draconic look. The one that says: I’m huge, I’m terrifying, I’ll dig through your pantry and steal all your silverware. So while my art looks like the dragon’s sizing up a basket of bread, the plush really looks like it already swallowed an entire baguette.

Honestly being a comic artist is wild sometimes. When I first made the comic I hung the plush from my ceiling lamp with a computer cable (didn’t have a rope) and the whole thing CAME crashing down 😐 Seriously dragons are NOT beginner pets, opt for a clothesline if you attempt such a stupid thing.

And just some photos I really like!

And my little sister posing like it’s a damn fish

Feel free to theorize.

I mostly just made this person up for this Porter Robinson line, but I like her enough that I might make her a history

Current mood: ugh.

Ode to my week

Yesterday I bought some fruit

I pulled some plants up by the root

The day before I washed my clothes

And ruined the entire load

My ancient shelf fell off the wall

It launched my file box with its fall

And took my yarn and picture frame

The glass has broken, not my games

I need to do some gardening

My knees say that’s not happening

But still I got to pet my cat

And give her a cute little hat

My job does not appreciate

My physical restrictive trait

There’s so much paperwork of late

It’s something that my doctor hates

Today I tried to drink root beer

It fell and my whole room is smeared

I swear hekkin everywhere

My outlet, art book, printer, chair

This week is a chaotic mess

There’s been some good I must confess

I’m still sending an SOS

Ridiculous- just let me rest

To reiterate:

I think Wild has a blast scar spanning from cheekbone to jaw to neck and upper trapezius. I think he likely lost some hearing and vision to the injuries but regained them in the shrine, leading to a bit of a glow and color change in his eyes. (The hair style is mostly just to show the scarring, not for design) I think he and twilight both probably have tapetum lucidum.

I think Twilight has freckles from working on the ranch, which would have lightened during his adventure, but not gone away. I believe his wolf marks prolly are translucent, but can be darkened by night, magic, or recent transformation.

I agree with the deity marks on Time. I think that the functionality of the eye was likely returned though, so his eye would be open because it’s p difficult to keep a functioning eyelid closed for an extended period of time. The scars are from him getting freaked out about the marks and trying to claw them off. I also think he has a little ponytail like Wild. Just for fun.

Nintendo owns Link as a character, and Jojo invented linked universe y’all

Go check them out!

Real things customers have said to me:

“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”

“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”

See also:

<TW: gross innuendo>

Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:

“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”