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Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Finney: Can't really say I have.
Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Robin: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Finney: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Robin: Yes.
Finney: I'd sleep.
Robin: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Finney periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Robin: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Finney: What are you drinking?
Robin: Vodka.
Finney: Straight?
Robin: No, gay. Why?
Robin: When I was your age-
Finney, mocking Robin: When I was your height.
Robin:
Robin: Listen here you little shit-
Robin: So, I've been thinking Finney-
Finney: That's dangerous.
Finney: this is for you robin
Robin: awww I love you to finn🥺
Robin and Steve
Robin and Finney
Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign
Robin: The stars are so beautiful...
Finney : They're just giant balls of gas.
Robin: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Finney : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Robin: Oh...
Robin: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Robin: Help.
Finney : Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
Robin: Finney , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Finney : Raise the dead.
Robin: And what did you do?
Finney : Raise the dead.
Robin: I’m totally useless.
Finney : You’re not totally useless.
Finney : You can be used as a bad example.
Finney : Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Robin meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
Robin: Pros and cons of dating me.
Robin: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Robin: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Robin: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Bruce: Sentences.
Vance: Don't interrupt me.
Robin watching chainsaw massacre with finn
Finney: I just felt someone grab my ass...
Gwen: what?
Robin as a ghost: give me that ass Finney boy
Robin is hot and he knows it. He could date anyone he wanted but he bumps into this lanky, quite and fluffy haired boy in the hallway once and Robin's down bad.
He goes from never seeing the guy to seeing him everywhere and realizing they share several classes.
Finney: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Robin: *chugs entire bottle*
Robin: It’s perfume.
Robin: Am I in trouble?
Finney: Take a guess.
Ribin: No?
Finney: Take another guess.
Robin: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Finney: Three words.
Robin:
Robin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Finney: You and me!!!
Robin, tearing up: Okay.
Robin, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Finney, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?
Vance: Kill them
Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Vance: Kill them only a little?
Finney: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Robin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Griffin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Robin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Finney: Actually I did the math, griffin would have $225, not $0.15.
Griffin: Fam I’m right here....
Billy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Finney: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Billy: Sorry I only have a dollar
Finney: :(
Bruce: Hey I just realized my friend is right, griffin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Billy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Bruce: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Robin: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Griffin: Apply juice to what
Vance: Directly to the forehead
Bruce: Great chat everyone
Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Griffin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Vance: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Robin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Billy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Finney:
Finney: I have emotional scars.