Steve: I'm Pansexual And Confused.

Minho: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Thomas: Nope, there's 26.

Minho: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Thomas: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Minho: You'll get the D later ;).

Judge: how do you plead?

Eddie: (looks at Nancy)

Nancy: (mouths "not guilty")

Eddie: hot milky

Nancy: for fucks sake just lock him up

Robin: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Finney: Are saying that I'm fat?

Robin: No that's not what I meant I-

Finney: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Robin: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Mike: Lucas-

Lucas, sighing: Max used to call me Lucas...

Dustin: ...Because it's your fucking name.

Eddie: Steve and I are having a baby.

Dustin: That's gre-

Eddie slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Amber: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Marko and I are dating.

Marko, Paul, David, and Dwayne: *gasp*

Amber: Marko, why are you surprised?!

Robin: The stars are so beautiful...

Finney : They're just giant balls of gas.

Robin: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Finney : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Robin: Oh...

Eddie: Hey uncle, me and steve are dating now

Steve: :D

Wayne: You couldn't find someone better?

Eddie: Don't say that! i love hi--

Wayne: I was talking to steve

Eddie:

Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Finney: Can't really say I have.

Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.