I Don't Think I Need To Say Anything, But The Disguste I Feel Is Enough

Erica:  I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Enid: Do you think I’m ugly?

Wednesday: It’s not about looks, Enid. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Enid: Wednesday...

Wednesday: For example, someone's heart.

Enid: Aw... Stop it-

Wednesday: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Enid: Seriously, stop.

Ritchie : I failed my safety training course today.

Billy : Why, what happened?

Ritchie : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Billy : And?

Ritchie : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Steve, sees someone doing weird shit: God, What an idiot

Steve after realizing it's eddie: Oh no, that's my idiot

Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.

Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.

Finney, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Robin: I AM RIGHT HEAR

Finney: It’s dark in here

Griffin: Don’t worry dude I got this

Griffin: *Stomps their feet*

Griffin: *Skechers light up*

Dustin: "sneaks into house at 2am"

Steve: "turns in swivel chair" care to tell me where you were?

Dustin: I was with... Uh... Eddie!

Eddie: "also turns in swivel chair". Care to- "keeps spinning" Steve- I can't stop the chair-

Mike: Stressed.

Max: Depressed.

Lucas: Possessed.

Will: Obsessed.

Dustin: Impressed.

Jane: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Jane: I just wanted to join in

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im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice