Mor raphael doodles plz đ„șđ„ș it's fine if u don't wanna show it!!
raphael bonfire meeting n more
and for anyone else u can request doodles n sketches i donât mind
I had this GREAT idea doing the cleaning in my house. How would the incubros react to their S / O doing the chores on a hot day? It can be fluff / smutty, whatever you want. Bye-bye
Wink and finger guns Gotcha (I couldnât think anything for Matthew, I feel like a terrible person)
James
He was entering the library whe he see you on your tiptoes, trying to reach the highest shelf
pretty cute andâŠhot
veeery hot
itâs a summer day so, say hello to the shorter and tight clothing
and heello that big ass James is devouring with his eyes
difficult to control his bulge
but, itâs a pretty nice view
âJames, can you help me? I canât reach that fucking shelf to clean itâ
no need to tell him twice
âOf course loveâ
welcome to sassy and kinky James town, population your ass
he positioned behind you and with a slight movement, he kills two birds with one stone
clean the shelf at the same time he passes his covered cock between your butt cheeks
if it was hot before, now it was the same hell, with his king imprisoning you between his chest and the bookcase
He smirk when heâs done and grab a book from the same stand
before he leaves, he smak your ass with the book and give you a hot, tongue-ish, messy kiss
he leaves you hot red and with weak legs
Erik
maybe running away after hearing a blow and a scream when youâre doing the cleaning, is not the best option
less when what you are cleaning are the strings of the piano
Erik almost cut a finger
Everything is ok, but demon powers activated tho
super worried
he runs like a flash to get to the origin of the scream
âPrincess/Prince, are you alright?â
got speechless the instant he see you, lying on the floor of the living room
âYeah, Iâm ok, I justâŠtripped over the water bucketâ
the clothes you wear begin to transpire;a bad or good day to use white, it depends on you
in a moment you felt cold because of the water scattered all over your body, and in the next you feel like the temperature rises quickly
you raise your head and you donât find anything else than your flirty incubus in the middle of a enthralled
âMy my, youâre such a messâ
you try to say something, but the only thing that comes out of your mouth is a loud moan
âLet me help you with thatâ
Erik attacks your neck, leaving a path of kisses and bites to your lips
before you know it, his tendrils are going up your arms and position them behind your back
youâre so fucked
Sam
he almost choked on his own saliva when he saw you
Sam was leaving the living room to start cleaning the stairs when he sees a bulge sticking out from under the table
he has to look twice to know that it was you
half body tucked under the table, high ass and short that barely covers half of the skin of that area
âdoofusâŠwh-what are you doing?â
his eyes donât leave you ass and to be honest, he doesnât feel like removing them for a while
âCleaning, what did you expect?â
he may have found a hint of mischief in your voice, but he doesnât pay attention
instead,he kneels and stands behind you
he runs a hand over your bare legs, giving you shivers down your spine
âSa-Sam-â he spank you before you can finish
and again, and again, and again
you can feel the area of your ass hot red, with a need for ice
his lips replace his hands, leaving open kisses for your legs and butt cheeks
when he kiss the sensitive area, your moans came out of control from your mouth
and before you knew it, you were a moan mess, asking for more of his kisses ⊠but somewhere else
âAomaris!â his real name comes out of your mouth when he bites very close to your intimate area
With a voracious movement, he takes off your shorts, running his fingers up and down
âYou are forbidden to stop what you were doing until I am done with you, got it?â
Damien
Hear me out, this precious cinnamon roll has the most pure thoughts of the entire universe
and with pure I mean that whatever you do, it will look beautiful in Damienâs eyes. I. e:
making dinner. He loves to accommodated behind you, his arms around your waist and watching your hands do magic
sleeping. Your matted hair, your slightly parted lips and your faint sounds while you dream
and also, like today, cleaning the kitchen
your hair lifted in a bun, leaving your neck uncovered, tank top and shorts, exposing large amount of skin in consecuense of the hot day
Damien hugs you from behind, tenderly as he watches as you clean the dishes
He attac your neck with sweet, open kisses, receiving a little hum from you in return
âDamienâŠI washing the dishesâ with each kiss, it is impossible to maintain concentration, and your head just concentrates on keeping the moans as low as possible
âI knowâŠand I know youâre keeping your moans low. Please, donÂŽt do that, I want to hear youâ
see!! a pure, beatiful thing who nobody truly deserves in this world
you donât know if itâs because of his kisses or his words, but your moans begin to increase,supporting your hands on the side of the countertop, trying to keep standing before the movements of your incubus
his kisses turned into bites and his hands went up to your chest
âI want to hear more of your beatiful voiceâ
a hand travels slowly towards your hot core and giving a kiss on the lobe of your ear he says:
âCan I continue generating those sweet sounds?â
you canÂŽt say no to him
solomon
Isn't it almost 2024 already?
So like at least 50
How many weeks has it been 2023 alreadyÂ
Luke: Don't tell anyone but... I used to really admire Lucifer back when he was an angel!
MC: Aww!
MC moments later remembering Satan was born at the time of the celestial war and realizing that if Luke remembers Lucifer being an angel then he was alive BEFORE the celestial war and that would mean Luke is technically older than Satan: wait a damn minute......
The crossover no one wanted
The brothers and the Human Realm
a/n: so ik âjealous muchâ won the poll but itâs still not done yet so have this instead!
context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they donât really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of yâall are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.
enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order
you all are hopelessâŠ
Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.
For example theyâd take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Luciferâs birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.
MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.
Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. ïżŒ
Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.
Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift
Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.
Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?
So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.
However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.
When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.
The brothers donât know how to eat certain human world foods.
Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.
So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think itâs some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.
After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.
Thank god theyâre demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.
Expanding on the cherry part, did yâallâs parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??
I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didnât swallow any seeds.
If they didnât then oh well, anywayâŠ
Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.
And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.
Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.
You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they donât know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.
After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.
Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.
They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they donât know what to order off the menu.
Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.
Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry ïżŒeyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.
You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.
And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)
Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling âmaybe some other timeâ.
Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.
They love watching true crime documentaryâs to the point youâd have to physically pull them away from the tv.
It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.
Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.
Telling you things such as âhow could humans do that to each other?â or âwow humans are more brutal than we thoughtâ or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.
It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.
Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.
Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasnât really interested in stuff like this anyway.
Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.
Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.
Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.
Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.
Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.
Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.
Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.
You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.
Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours
Bonus
Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.
Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.
Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.
the penis smp containment breach, september 6th 2021