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I'll be honest Andrew is no one's favorite character

-=- Andrew Protection Squad -=-

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

I have a head canon that the Demon Lord is actually really freaked out by how much everyone likes Mika. Then I saw this draw the squad prompt and this happened. (sorry for low quality I did this on the fly but hey it’s not terrible!)

Anyway now I also play Obey me.

You can see the translation of their words down below if you're interested.

Diavolo: Human. Welcome to the hell.

Lucifer: Diavolo, I doubt humans speak Latin these days.

Diavolo: Is that so?

half the time when i look at your solomons the "el muchacho de los ojos tristes" meme song automatically begins playing in my head like you render him so fluffy and lovable?? your style is perfect it just Does Things and ouugh he is just a Little Guy. also not to be biased but his girlfriend...... hhhhhhhhhhhhh. your Luci is *chef's kiss* freakin immaculate. IMMACULATE. I simply Cannot get enough of The Babe ("with the power" included because godDAMN). anyway the hair?? stricken. those expressions?? smote. the SHOULDERS??? dead on the Floor. your lucifer is just so graceful and powerful thank you for blessing us ;v;

ANON... YOU ARE SO POWERFUL... AND SO RIGHT! now i can't unsee Solomon as those sad cats (missing girlfriend hours.. </3)

Alsooo aaa i was like are you sure we are talking about the same lucifer wekjndleqwd thank you sm >_< I'm happy you see him as this elegant and powerful being because I do draw him so pathetic~

I'm sorry I'm a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can't see the fun checkmarks

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

Anonymous said to incorrect-seduce-me: Soo um Damien can you pretty please tell me what is the dirtiest aka smutty thing James has dreamed about I swear is for science *blush*

Damien perked up at the question, and a strangely peevish glint flickered in his eye. He smiled, and scooted in closer to the table with both hands cupping his mug of cold apple cider.

“You really wanna know, huh?”

He grinned wider and giggled, glancing around to make sure his brothers weren’t within earshot. He beckoned you to sit at the table with him, and he chuckled again.

“It’s okay, you don’t have to lie about why you want to know,” He tapped his temple twice and winked. “I can hear you, remember?

“Don’t worry, a lot of people think he’s attractive. And he knows it, too,” Damien added with a playfully annoyed tone. “His dreams, though… Right… James can control his dreams sometimes, so he can sometimes focus in on things he likes and wants. But wet dreams are fairly subjective, so… Hmm.”

Damien took a moment to look you over, observed your demeanor, and reflected on how you had asked him for the information you wanted. He took another sip of his cider.

“I think… you wouldn’t like his dirtiest dream. I mean, it weirds me out a little. Weirds out Mika too.” He spoke all this into his mug, the cup giving each word a little porcelain resonance. Another soft slurp. “I don’t judge him though. That wouldn’t be fair.

“Instead, I think you’d like this dream better. It was a while ago, but… well. He still thinks about it now and then.

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PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this