Simpthatneedshelp - I Need To Get Back Into Drawing Fr

*five shiny black lacquered boxes appear on the doorstep of the Anderson mansion. Each one has one of the boys' names engraved on the top. Inside are chocolate replicas of their dicks. Sam's is coated in green candy*

Okay which one of you fucks from the Discord chat last night sent this because if you think I’m gonna make my Boys eat their own dicks cast in chocolate you’re absolutely right down the hatch fuckbois.

solomon

i wanna see something

like if you are not attracted to kids in any way, are lgbt, and think maps/pedophiles are lgbt

reblog if you are not attracted to kids in any way, are lgbt, and think maps/pedophiles aren’t lgbt

I want to make people see how much has been taken away from them.

Did you know that there are dozens of species of fireflies, and some of them light up with a blue glow? Did you know about the moths? There are thousands of them, bright pink and raspberry orange and checkerboard and emerald. They are called things like Black-Etched Prominent, Purple Fairy, Pink-Legged Tiger, Small Mossy Glyph and Black-Bordered Lemon.

Did you know that there are moths that feed on lichens? Did you know about the blue and green bees? The rainbow-colored dogbane beetles? Your streams are supposed to teem with newts, salamanders, crawdads, frogs, and fishes. I want to take you by the hand and show you an animal you've never seen before, and say, "This exists! It's real! It's alive!"

There are secret wildflowers that no website will show you and that no list entitled "native species to attract butterflies!" will name. Every day I'm at work I see a new plant I didn't know existed.

The purple coneflowers and prairie blazing star are a tidepool, a puddle, and there is an ocean out there. There are wildflowers that only grow in a few specific counties in a single state in the United States, there are plants that are evolved specifically to live underneath the drip line of a dolomite cliff or on the border of a glade of exposed limestone bedrock. Did you know that different species of moss grow on the sides of a boulder vs. on top of it?

There are obscure trees you might have never seen—Sourwood, Yellowwood, Overcup Oak, Ninebark, Mountain Stewartia, Striped Maple, American Hophornbeam, Rusty Blackhaw, Kentucky Coffeetree. There are edible fruits you've never even heard of.

And it is so scary and sad that so many people live and work in environments where most of these wondrous living things have been locally extirpated.

There are vast tracts of suburb and town and city and barren pasture where a person could plausibly never learn of the existence of the vast majority of their native plants and animals, where a person might never imagine just how many there are, because they've only ever been exposed to the tiny handful of living things that can survive in a suburb and they have no reason to extrapolate that there are ten thousand more that no one is talking about.

It's like being a fish that has lived its whole life in a bucket, with no way of imagining the ocean. The insects in your field guide are a fraction of those that exist, of all the native plants to your area only a handful can be bought in a nursery.

Welcome to the Earth! It's beautiful! It's full of life! More things are real and beautiful and alive than a single person could imagine!!!

Luke: Don't tell anyone but... I used to really admire Lucifer back when he was an angel!

MC: Aww!

MC moments later remembering Satan was born at the time of the celestial war and realizing that if Luke remembers Lucifer being an angel then he was alive BEFORE the celestial war and that would mean Luke is technically older than Satan: wait a damn minute......

Lesson on Angels and Demons ⭐️

Going to repost some of my twt fanart from 2020/2021!

I'll give it a try

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

hey guys guess what

Well, anyone can be killed with a wooden stake if you try hard enough

Proof I’m a vampire: very pale, burn easily in sunlight, don’t sleep very much, look the same as i did when i was little

Proof I’m not a vampire: i eat garlic bread, can’t be killed by a wooden stake