It Seems Like People Really Liked My Galarian Vulpix, So I Made One More!!! ♥ ♥ ////

Y'ever wondered if Damien’s mind reading activates when you’re playing the end of one of his brothers’ paths? Like, he’ll be in the kitchen, sipping a drink, minding his own business, then suddenly he’ll hear it and just lower his drink, staring into space as he hears thoughts he should definitely not be hearing. “What’s wrong, Damien?” “I can hear their sex thoughts” “…W-what?”

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I’m. Calling the police. The cops, the fuzz, I’m waving at the government agent watching through my computer camera and begging for help. I’m dead, I’m dying, actively, there are snakes manifesting physically in my h

Exciting news.

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

Imma need this

Hey, school's hard

I want to help

CHEMISTRY

- THIS - website will balance your chemistry equations and tell you what reaction type occurred - GREAT for homework!

ALGEBRA

- THIS - website will solve your algebra problems and will explain how it got the answer - it’s really good if you’re stuck on a type of problem and don’t know how to solve it!

Hello Tumblr user, in front of you is a piece of fanart; it only has 2 reblogs and 55 likes. You have two choices: you can just like the drawing, or you can reblog it as well. One choice shares the drawing with all of your followers and shows the artist you enjoyed their art, and the other kills you immediately. Choose wisely.

I feel called out

gen z culture is playing minecraft on the school computers instead of working on anything else