What The Sheep, Dude?

Pukicho, everyone, master of the obvious and teaching idiots words that they should already know

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

WHERE MY IZUKU SIMPS AT?

Xiao borb, dvalin, chunklette

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Aliens And Chocolate

in a previous post, I stated that the only species that can eat chocolate safely is Humans! And we love our sweet, cocoa-y bars of the brown/white/black goodness.

but the thing is, everywhere else in the universe, it’s a carefully controlled, highly illegal substance. For some alien species, like the Penaconians and the Ahlmiws, it’s a hallucinogenic, intoxicating drug with severe side effects. For others like the Aakij and Zbbrk, it is a deadly poison.

The thing is, the illegal chocolatiers of the universe have refined their craft, and humans like it more than the chocolate we have. So you have groups of humans who go around to dealers, buying chocolate off of them for their hefty prices. And most aliens don’t know that humans are impervious to the dangers of cocoa! And the humans don’t know it’s illegal, so they’re not even trying to cover it up!

So, you know, there are thousands of intergalactic human criminals who are unknowingly on the run from the space police.

in a galactic jail somewhere

Burakkjian Serial Killer w/ a body count of 5000+: so, what’re you in for?

Literally just an average, everyday human: possession of highly illegal drugs and murder weapons

BONUS:

Karen, eating Nutella straight from the jar:

Steve: *chomps on Hershey bars*

Moss, elegantly eating ferrero rocher like the absolute royalty they are:

Zzgnaru: these are my idiots

Sunday: …they should all be dead or high

Boothill: Yeehaw they fuckin should

Ratio: the odds of them surviving are slim

Sampo: W H A T A R E T H E Y D O I N G A R E T H E Y S U I C I D A L S H O U L D I B E W O R R I E D

Aventurine: Oi, Karen, gimme

Karen, not really paying attention: sure

Ratio and Topaz, in unison: NO

Okay, see, I understand now. And no, I don't sound like AI. AI sounds like me.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell

Da birb and her durgon bestie

durgon is about 5500 years older than birb

🎁🎄

Get your toes away from my Squishmallows.

-Shroomie’s little sister, July 2024

hi, my lovely tumblr weirdos! i’m going on hiatus for about a month because of school and stuff, so i won’t be posting anything until early october. until then, remember that my Ask The All-Knowing Shroom box is always open! i desperately need asks, ‘cos i’m having major writer’s block.

Love and smiles, Shroomie

No

just scrolled thru ur blog and read every one of your posts/replies in blitzø’s voice from helluva boss

get blitzø’d idiot

Please watch better things, man.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell