What the sheep, dude?
the frick frack tic tak snikity snak did u just call me?
listen here, ya boul o’ fräcken brän flaeks
don’t make me deep fry your buckookum
I will make you into a 0.25¢ vending machine snack
no one needed you, Cinderellas 2 and 3. No one likes you, The Little Mermaid 2.
You, my vertically challenged anserine, are pistachio ice cream.
and for my fellow queers?
THE FUCK IS UP, FAGS?
(with the utmost respect)