Okay, See, I Understand Now. And No, I Don't Sound Like AI. AI Sounds Like Me.

I don’t need to say anything this is just how it is

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*

yet another post abt my mom

My mother used to attend Trinity University in Chicago, Illinois. In her last semester living there, she and her roomate, Michelle, decided to break all (most of) the rules.

One of these rules was "Do not steal."

So, she and her friend decided to be ridiculous. They brought my mom's Honda Accord to the campus, grabbed a bench, put it in the car, and drove away.

To this day, we still have that bench. It sat on my front porch until last night, when my mom and I were coming back to that house to get my supplies for fending off Satan's Waterfall. She was reminiscing, and decided to 'steal' the bench from my dad.

She put it in the backseat. I didn't even notice it. So this morning/afternoon/idk, she tells me this story, and shows me the bench, sitting on my grandparents' front patio.

I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. I'm conflicted between finding it hilarious and being impressed.

I keep forgetting that I am not, in fact, a harpy-sphinx-thing, and the preening/nesting habits are confusing to people.

Yeah! I dye my hair crazy colors, bite people, and have eight bajillimillion plushies that I cobble together a fort out of and sleep in!

I’m calling my weird theriotype the Sphynxie. Will be posting an art of it eventually.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

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Hello. I am Serial Designation 13, or 13013.exe. I am a ̸͆̌̄r̛̄̀̂͌ͨ̀͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̸̡̐̈̌̂g̶̶̵̸̡̊̈́̇̿̽̃́͛́ͣ̀ĩ̧̡͊ͯͨ̇̽͋̂́̑̍̋ͣͪ̿̀s̷͑̎ͩ̃͗͋̕̕t͛̽̏ͨ̓ͭ͝͏̛͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̸̡͆̌̄r̛̄̀̂͌ͨ̀͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̡̛ͧ̐̈́́͊̿d̓͋͜ Horizon Corps. Android Unit. My purpose is to track and ̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̛̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢͢ͅȩ̴̣̰͓̻͎̯̘̮̯̲͈̙̳̲́͢͡u̵̧̢̖̞̝̖̤̥̱̳͈̤̩̝̣͝ṱ̡͓̺̘͍͚̻̤̕ŗ̸̲͙͉͓͚a͏́͏͖͍̞̥̜͔̘̰͇́͠l͏̘̜̭̤̱͇͞҉͏̫̼̜͉̭í̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̥̻̲̭̜̠̭̳͚z̸̛̩̲̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢ͅͅȩ̣̰͓̻͎͡ any potential threats to my parent company’s security.

Pukicho, everyone, master of the obvious and teaching idiots words that they should already know

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!

Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?

Aioru: … No…

Rhea: I do!

Xian: I know, Rhea.

Rhea: I’m sad!

Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.

Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryo: You jump off a cliff!

Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.

Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…

Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.

Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?

Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.

Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Rhea: The cow???

Aioru: …What…?

So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…

Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?

Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.

So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.

Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Rhea: Suspicious.

So'ren: No, it's not!

Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.

Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!

Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…

Xian: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.

Niki: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Xian:

Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.

Niki: What make?

Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?

Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.

*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

So'ren: Thanks fam!

Hyiin: oh no

Niki: *cries* I love you too

Rhea: Sounds fake but okay

Aioru: *A flustered mess*

Xian: Can i get a refund?

Ano: Neat!

Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??

Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.

Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?

Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*

Rhea: Just be yourself.

Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Niki: Two days.

Riju: Few weeks.

Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-

So'ren: Six months.

Hyiin: Jury’s still out.

Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.

Xian: See, Rhea?

Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?

Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...

Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?

Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Aioru: …it looks fine to me…

Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!

Niki: *Screams*

Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*

Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*

Rhea: Should we do something?!

Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.

Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Introductions!

Hello, wonderful Tumblr weirdos! I'm Shroomie (you can also call me Day or Bee). I am a total nerd.

Fandoms I'm in: #humans are space orcs, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (NOT THE NEW ONE, THAT ONE IS SHIT), Genshin Impact, MHA, MCU, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda, Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Osemanverse, The Umbrella Academy, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Umibe No Étranger, Witch Hat Atelier, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and Honkai: Star Rail.

I have ADHD and maybe?? autism.

I do fanart, fanfic, incorrect quotes, and weird little rambles that will make absolutely no sense most of the time.

My ask box is always open!

I'm aroace, and yes, I fit all of the stereotypes. I like frogs, books, drawing, writing, shitposting, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cosplaying and kinda just generally being a strange little goblin.

*yeetery intensifies*

Smiles, Shroomie