Pukicho, Everyone, Master Of The Obvious And Teaching Idiots Words That They Should Already Know

안녕하세요, everyone! I’m Nakashimura Mi-naki, and I’m a Korean-Japanese 2nd year at UA High’s Hero Course! My quirk is Dragonfeel, and I’m the oldest of the Nakashimura Triplets!

Dragonfeel means that she’s basically just Mantis from Guardians Of The Galaxy, but she has wings. She’s the most introverted extrovert ever, and she took 4-5 hours to draw. SCALY WINGS ARE HARDDDDD.

No, I didn’t draw her fingers/toes. If you don’t like that, too bad.

Smiles, Shroomie

why is it always this:

No no no, fuck no, babe, you're gorgeous, no negative self talk.

when it could be:

Darling. You shine brighter than a thousand full moons at midnight. You have no need to speak of yourself in such a derogatory manner. Your radiance rivals that of Aphrodite herself.

have you ever considered quitting your pathetic blog and maybe touching grass for once? you're a shitty excuse for a human.

dude, I post about frogs and crows and being a faerie. do you seriously think I don't touch grass?

Besides, I'm not a human. Duh. Is that not obvious? Did you not read my blog header?

I'm a mushroom.

Hi, my name is Chanterelle Nakamura! I’m a third-year in the hero course at UA High School, and my Quirk is Destroying Angel. My hero name is Angel Shroom, and I am a shibari master! My ropes are made of mushroom fibers, so they’re essentially another part of my body!

Hey, lovelies. This is Chanterelle. She’s my innocent little master kinkster (UNKNOWINGLY), and she took like three-four hours to draw. Her quirk, Destroying Angel, makes it so she can grow the mushrooms of the same name from her body and the ground up to fifty feet around her. No, I didn’t draw her fingers. Leave me alone.

Smiles, Shroomie

why are humans like this?

Zzgnaru and Karen are walking through the downtown area of Karen's home city. Zzgnaru notices a shop whose sign reads "Tattoo and Piercing." Xey are confused.

"Karen, what is a 'Tattoo and Piercing?'" Xey ask, pointing one of their tentacles at the building. Karen blinks at xem for a moment, and bursts out laughing. She gestures to her arms, which are covered in artistic markings.

"Tattoos are basically just permanent body art. I have over twenty. And piercings are a type of body jewelry." Zzgnaru is still confused. Karen tugs xem into the shop, where a person lies on a table, an artist working on a caterpillar tattoo.

Zzgnaru starts. "Is-is that a needle?" Karen nods. "So you aren't born with those?" Xey ask, shocked. "Yep. And piercings are where you use a needle to put small gems and stuff into your skin. Not permanently, you can take them out." Karen explains.

The person on the table looks up, and recognition flashes over their face. "Karen? Izzat you?" Karen looks over at them, surprised. "Moss? What the fuck, girlypop? I thought you had joined a space crew?" Moss shakes their head, sighing. "Rosatttiiia kicked me off the ship. Said I was 'too confusing.'"

Karen laughs. "Moss, babygirl, you are confusing. You're the most gremlin-y person I've ever met." Moss huffs. Then, Zzgnaru butts in. "Does that hurt?" Xey ask, motioning to the needle. Moss shakes their head. "Nope, not really."

Later, back on the ship, Zzgnaru rants to Steve and two of the Penaconian crew members about how humans are crazy. "The ones with the patterns aren't normal? The unmarked ones aren't albino? What the crap is this, Steve? First Karen bleeds from her genitalia, now this?"

Steve ends up showing them his singular tattoo and explaining that they have ways to ease the pain.

He’s been chunkified

Chunky Sylus 🐉

So yes, I did another photoshoot! This plush is @nagarnia's Fluffli Plushie!

pukicho, the sapiosexual

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

A Court Of Thorns And Roses. Fourth Wing. The Crown Of Thorns series. They Both Die At The End. So This Is Ever After.

All of these romance books. All of them. Are in. FUCKING. FIRST PERSON POV!

GIVE ME A GOOD (preferably adult) ROMANCE FANTASY BOOK THAT’S IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS. A few examples of third person romance books are:

Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Otherworldly, ANY ROMANCE MANGA- SPECIFICALLY, Umibe No Étranger and That Wolf-Boy Is Mine!, The Lunar Chronicles.

I NEED MORE STUFF LIKE T