Kageyama: How do I make a date really romantic?
Tanaka: Try being mysterious.
Kageyama: Got it.
[Later, on a date w/ Hinata]
Hinata: So, where are we going?
Kageyama: None of your fucking business.
harry: *gets hurt*
draco: this is so sad alexa play despacito
Someone: Steve Rogers is straight
Me:
Someone: Billy Hargrove is the absolutely worst-
dacre montgomery jumping through a window, running through a wall and tearing off the door: I have a 20 page essay and a Power Point to prove you wrong.
Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.
Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.
Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.
p. vallejo
harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd
Teacher: Ask some questions like "where are you going?"
Person A: *In common language* hey b where are you going?
Person B: *without looking up* Hell.
Dustin: If you kill my babysitter, I will kill you.
Billy: Why would I kill him? He’s my boyfriend.
Max: What?
Mike: Wait, what? *Looking at Steve*
Steve: …
Steve: I can explain.