In A Language Class

pansy: when you answer the phone, what do you say?

blaise: what up?

ron: who this be?

draco: no, he’s dead to me. this is his son

harry: draco no

Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

GUYS

I just realized a thing

You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots?

well

look at this gif

and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love

guys

it’s canon

The blue and red paladin 🌟 

“I think you’re perfect”

the novelty doesn't wear off

Harry: I can't believe it

Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me

Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING

Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY

Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK

Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much

Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck

Harry: and we're MARRIED

p. vallejo

AO3 Tag Game

 tagged by @dreamerkx2 (thnx)

What is your total word count on AO3?

So, it’s 182,500 on Книга Фанфиков (russian site with fanfiction). On Ao3 it is 16, 601.

How often do you write?

Not as often as I would like - once a few days.

Do you have a routine for writing?

Honestly, no, i don’t. I just watch a show and BOOM I want to translate something or write. Then I make cup of tea or coffee and write. Usually, I tell myself: ‘’you will be translate for 2 hours”. And it’s works.

What are your favourite kinks/tropes/pairings?

I read everything, and i have too many pairings, but at the moment my love is drarry. And spideypool.

Hm, I really like humor, ER, soulmate!au and love/hate. Also, i like chat fic and maybe war!au?

Do you have a favourite fic of yours?

Yep, it’s a translation. It is reddie-fic and i love it so much Он Спрашивает, Как У Меня Дела by awesome @themightychipmunk

Your fic with the most kudos?

Well, again, it’s a translation. Собака (sorry, i don’t have author’s profile on Tumblr).

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

Omg, my teacher of literature and russian language tell me that i often “jumping” from one topic to the other. That’s one what i hate, but also I get angry when I don’t notice my mistakes. It’s a stupid thing, i understand, but ugrh.

about translation; I think, i have a very small vocabulary, but I hope, that it will change this and next year.

tagging @themightychipmunk and @rose-grangerweasleyisbae (If you want to, of course)

can we all never forget about dacre gushing over a kitten he saw?