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im sobbing i can’t believe this is real

Gregory: So I'm dating a muggle

Draco *appaled*: A muggle!??

Harry *clears his throat*:

Draco: Oh a muggle! Yay!

This has been sitting in my drafts since I saw Black Panther.. .hAAA  I can’t wait  till these two become BFFs. 

Ravenclaw: Will you ever stop with the ‘I want to die’ crap?

Slytherin: I’ll stop when I’m dead, that’s for sure.

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC

Bucky was insulting him, you know, flirting.

(Based on a scene from Brooklyn 9-9)

Draco, watching reality TV about the American prison system at 2am: Harry, Harry, wake up. If you ever went to muggle jail, you could be the Boy who Shivved. Get it. Because they have this knife called a shiv …

Harry: I’ll be going to muggle prison for your murder if you don’t get out of our room right now. AND STOP DRINKING COFFEE!

Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].

Levi: A CHILD!

Eren: NO.

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd