Eren Yeager || Chapter 74

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

i can’t believe that this is an actual scene from stranger things 4 

can we all never forget about dacre gushing over a kitten he saw?

Max: i know you like my brother, Steve

Steve, internally: play dumb

Steve: who’s Steve?

Steve, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!!

Ravenclaw: if a car was going to hit you and you couldn’t jump to the side, jump up you will have a better chance of survival.

Ravenclaw: I feel like you would need that information

Slytherin: If I saw a car coming towards me I wouldn’t move, I would stand still and let it hit me.

Ravenclaw: …wow

Richie screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” after Beverly jumps into the quarry is my constant mood.

Scenario 1

Someone stop me

my chemical romance academia.