Don’t You Think Mickey Milkovic And Billy Hargrove Should Sit Down And Talk To Each Other 

precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy

Someone stop me

Harry: Is something burning?

Draco, leaning seductively against counter: Just my burning desire for you.

Draco: Also, the bread-cooker is on fire.

Harry: Fucking hell, not the toaster again!

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

Ravenclaw: Will you ever stop with the ‘I want to die’ crap?

Slytherin: I’ll stop when I’m dead, that’s for sure.

“ This voice…”

Just try to tell me that Levi does not feel anything for Eren. That he does everything on orders. Yes, of course, that’s it. He has absolutely no feelings for Eren, of course. look at Levi’s face when he realized that Eren had become a titan and something had happened. He realized that Eren was alone with the enemy, stronger than him. Levi instantly makes a decision and flies to him. save him. protect him.

Gryffindor: *holding the door* After you.

Hufflepuff: No, after you.

Gryffindor: I insist. After you.

Slytherin: *pushing past them both* After me.

Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].

Levi: A CHILD!

Eren: NO.

“You told her the wave was seven feet.

You ran to her, on the beach.

There were seagulls.

She wore a hat with a blue ribbon.

A long dress with a blue and red flower.

Yellow sandals, covered in sand.

She was pretty.

She was really pretty.

And you…

You were happy.”

Person A: Wake up, darling!

Person B: *continues sleeping*

Person A: I made you coffee.

Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.

Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*