HEICHOCTOPUS.  Based On A Prompt My Friend Gave Me

Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?

Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?

Pansy: He's your husband

Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him

👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼 make 👏🏼mike’s👏🏼 mom 👏🏼hook 👏🏼up 👏🏼with 👏🏼Billy 👏🏼 Hargrove 👏🏼he 👏🏼is 👏🏼literally 👏🏼a 👏🏼minor 👏🏼

That 70’s Show (1998-2006)

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

Gregory: So I'm dating a muggle

Draco *appaled*: A muggle!??

Harry *clears his throat*:

Draco: Oh a muggle! Yay!

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There are only 2 boys that I have ever loved and one of them is dead so fuck me I guess-

Steve: I really miss Billy, I can't believe he's dead

Billy waking up from a nap in the hospital: I'm right fucking here

Eddie: you know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but no one ever taught you to shut your piehole

Richie:

Richie: you think I’m cute?

Dudley:who is Cedric?

Dudley:Your boyfriend?

Draco: