Erwin: [pointing At A Board That Says "Being Eaten By A Titan"] There's Only One Thing Worse Than Being

richie: [comes home and eddie is waiting for him in the living room]

richie: am i in trouble?

eddie: take a guess

richie: no ??

eddie: take another guess

Pleaaase big hero 6 au with young royals!!!! tadashi and hiro are so Erik and Wille

Eren’s first time at some fancy event?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?

keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that

lance: what’s the reason?

keith: i’m gay

Someone: Billy Hargrove is the absolutely worst-

dacre montgomery jumping through a window, running through a wall and tearing off the door: I have a 20 page essay and a Power Point to prove you wrong.

Billy: YOU USED TO RUN THE SCHOOL, THEN YOU TURNED BITCH.

Steve:

Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Steve next to Dustin: oh my god

Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

honestly though, if steve is like petting billy’s hair or something and stops, billy pinches him because he’s too embarrassed to say “please pet my hair” and is also an actual cat.

found this in a spec script (means it was written, turned in, and turned away) for 2x01.

they really wasted all this potential ...

here’s the link for anyone interested: https://idobi.com/assets/post/2017/10/StrangerThings-SpecScript-Nicole_Younger_ThePromise.pdf

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In a language class

Teacher: Ask some questions like "where are you going?"

Person A: *In common language* hey b where are you going?

Person B: *without looking up* Hell.