Yuri P: So How Exactly Did You Two Crash The Car?

Is that Ron, Hermione, Draco and Harry? They even have the same character 🤔

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

It’s totally awesome

Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!

Eddie: do it pussy

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

(Billy gives Steve a birthday present)

Steve(feigning excitement): It's a Led Zeppelin t-shirt!...And it's used!

Billy: Yeah, it's my favourite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it.

Steve(sincerely): Oh Billy, I love it...Do I have to wear it?

Billy: No.

Steve: OH BILLY, I LOVE IT...!

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"

Marvel References

Peter:ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᴹʳ. ᴸᵒᵏᶦ ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ʰᵉ’ˢ ᶜᵒᵒˡ

Tony:he tried to kill everyone.

Peter:*stabs Tony with a plastic spoon* ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ. ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ ⁿᵒʷ?

Tony:Kid I-

Peter:ᵈᴵˢᶜᴿᴵᴹᴵᴺᴬᵀᴵᴼᴺ

Richie: one year ago today, I married my best friend

Richie: Eddie is still mad about it but Bill and I were totally drunk and thought it was funny so