Steve: I Really Miss Billy, I Can't Believe He's Dead

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?

richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-

eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?

richie [softly]: holy shit

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?

keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that

lance: what’s the reason?

keith: i’m gay

Person A: Wake up, darling!

Person B: *continues sleeping*

Person A: I made you coffee.

Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.

Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*

honestly though, if steve is like petting billy’s hair or something and stops, billy pinches him because he’s too embarrassed to say “please pet my hair” and is also an actual cat.

Day 9 - Something ridiculously badass Rosa Diaz is love

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd