They’re Totally Not Holding Hands…. Totally.. 

summary of the harry potter series

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo

Harry: we’re married

The Magicians + HIMYM quotes | (insp.)

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t remember what pet names Billy calls Steve in canon and which ones come from fanon.

Like I was reading a fic last night and thought, “Did Billy actually call Steve princess or did we make that up?”

Heh.

Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally

Erwin : we have been attacked

Levi : is eren okay

ITS 2AM AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CANT STOP WHEEZING