But When You Look Back And Realize How Funny It Was That Billy Was Flirting With Steve While They’re

precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy

pansy: when you answer the phone, what do you say?

blaise: what up?

ron: who this be?

draco: no, he’s dead to me. this is his son

harry: draco no

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.

Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Draco: alright we need to get through this locked door! Harry give me your credit card.

Harry giving it: okay

Draco, pocketing it: thanks. Now Hermione cast alahamora

Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

Harry: hello

Narcissa: oh mr. Potter your eyes really looks like emeralds

Harry: ...

Draco: mama!

Narcissa: yeah, Draco was right, your shape of eyebrows looks perfect

Draco: maAaaAAama

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

aesthetic boys