But when you look back and realize how funny it was that Billy was flirting with Steve while they’re both naked in the showers and Steve was ignoring him in favor of shampooing his hair
precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy
pansy: when you answer the phone, what do you say?
blaise: what up?
ron: who this be?
draco: no, he’s dead to me. this is his son
harry: draco no
Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?
Stan: He’s drunk.
Mike: And?
Stan: He heard Eddie is married.
Mike: …
Stan: …
Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.
Stan: I know.
Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.
Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Draco: alright we need to get through this locked door! Harry give me your credit card.
Harry giving it: okay
Draco, pocketing it: thanks. Now Hermione cast alahamora
Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.
Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.
Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.
Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.
Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?
Harry: hello
Narcissa: oh mr. Potter your eyes really looks like emeralds
Harry: ...
Draco: mama!
Narcissa: yeah, Draco was right, your shape of eyebrows looks perfect
Draco: maAaaAAama
au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye
aesthetic boys