100% What Actually Happened Guys

But when you look back and realize how funny it was that Billy was flirting with Steve while they’re both naked in the showers and Steve was ignoring him in favor of shampooing his hair

harry: we can’t do this! we’ll end up in jail! and trust me, jail is not a fun place to be.

draco: wait, you’ve been to jail?

harry, staring into the void with the weight of a million souls upon his back: once. in monopoly.

draco: what’s monopoly?

The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

Let them be happy.

im sorry but im absolutely losing my mind over this exchange

Me and the Russians when I kick their door down looking for my son Billy

Richie: *talking to Eddie* Well hello there, you’re looking very

Richie: *seductively takes of glasses*

Richie: Blurry.

Person A: Wake up B! We’re going on an adventure!

Person B: It’s 4 am please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep

dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes” 

steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes 

billy: you do steve: thanks

dustin: