Yoonbum Is A Good Boy That Obeys All Orders😀

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

harry: we can’t do this! we’ll end up in jail! and trust me, jail is not a fun place to be.

draco: wait, you’ve been to jail?

harry, staring into the void with the weight of a million souls upon his back: once. in monopoly.

draco: what’s monopoly?

Arguably one of the best lines ever featured on Glee

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu

Yuri P: so how exactly did you two crash the car?

Yuuri: we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road which Viktor didn’t notice. So I yelled, “Viktor, deer!”

Viktor: …

Yuuri: tell Yurio what your reply was, Viktor.

Viktor: “Yes, honey?”

This has been sitting in my drafts since I saw Black Panther.. .hAAA  I can’t wait  till these two become BFFs. 

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?

harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??

draco :