I Need A Proper Internet Connection Tbh. :/

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

No but if Eren stays in Levi’s squad long enough can you guys imagine him eventually becoming Levi’s Moblit?

“Corporal Levi NO”

“Corporal Levi STOP”

“CORPORAL LEVI DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF”

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

Someone stop me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Draco: At least I’m going to die doing something that I love.

Harry: And that is?

Draco: Dying.

Harry *age 5*: Dad, I can’t feel my leg

James *stares into space*: It’s because your leg is dead

Harry *on the verge of tears*: What?

James: Nah kidding

Harry: Oh

James: Actually I’m not, your leg is really dead and I’m afraid I’ll have to cut it off for good

Harry *already crying*: Mom!!!!

OKAY BUT LEVI AS SPIDERMAN AND EREN AS DEADPOOL

I am already SpideyPool trash, so here you go.

Fanfic: 

Me: hmmmm

Fanfic: 

Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?