Draco: At Least I’m Going To Die Doing Something That I Love.

im sobbing i can’t believe this is real

Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

Richie: one year ago today, I married my best friend

Richie: Eddie is still mad about it but Bill and I were totally drunk and thought it was funny so

greta: and they were losers!

richie: oh my god they were losers

Gregory: So I'm dating a muggle

Draco *appaled*: A muggle!??

Harry *clears his throat*:

Draco: Oh a muggle! Yay!

ITS 2AM AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CANT STOP WHEEZING

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

harry: we can’t do this! we’ll end up in jail! and trust me, jail is not a fun place to be.

draco: wait, you’ve been to jail?

harry, staring into the void with the weight of a million souls upon his back: once. in monopoly.

draco: what’s monopoly?

kim possible came out in 2002??

thank you very much for this @sheriffbuddy dance at the prom