EREN “AMPUTEE-KUN” “DADDY” JAEGER

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

This is all your fault @shingeki-no-dead-otp. You made me do it.

@fuku-shuu & @zaevran, I’m also blaming y’all for this.

Billy: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Max: I’m telling Steve.

Billy: (softly) No, wait.

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

Draco: At least I’m going to die doing something that I love.

Harry: And that is?

Draco: Dying.

Someone: Steve Rogers is straight

Me:

Thor, impersonating the cowboy he saw on the midgardian cartoon: there’s a snake in my boot!

Loki, peering out of Thor’s boot: relax bitch it’s me

Thor:

Thor: what the he-

Steve: Thanos really hates us

Bucky: yah maybe he’s homophobic

Steve: we’re not gay

Bucky: we’re not?

dursleys: you can't go to wizard school!!

harry, leaving with hagrid: actually, i'm 11, so shut the fuck up